Teenagers think Doritos are cooler than Apple

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Junk food, Android and Chrome do well in Google-sponsored survey

Android emerges ahead of Beats by Dre, for which Apple forked out $3bn in 2014 as the baby-boomer brand sought to acquire some street cred. Perhaps Apple should have bought PepsiCo instead. And another brand that strives for youth credibility, Brooklyn-based Vice Media, fares even worse. Vice is valued at over $1bn and in 2013 received $70m from Rupert Murdoch’s media empire for its purportedly unique ability to reach millennials who don’t use other media. But 13 to 17-year-olds rank it as very uncool – as uncool, in fact, as the Wall Street Journal and Yahoo!.

Google itself is at No.1 (YouTube) and No.3, behind Netflix, just ahead of Xbox, GoPro and PlayStation. In a sponsor-pleasing gesture, the GenZ-ers put Google’s Chrome as the tenth-coolest brand surveyed. Which is nice.

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In other tech humiliations for Google rivals, Sony ranks behind Best Buy. Microsoft does surprisingly well, WhatsApp and Facebook Messenger surprisingly poorly, although with over-18s both are popular.

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The report has unsurprisingly been criticised as a Google-sponsored exercise in promoting Google products, but then who are we to judge?

If you think the title of Google’s survey smacks of Dad-at-the-Disco desperation – It’s Lit: A Guide To What Teenagers Think Is Cool – brace yourself for worse inside [PDF]. ®